Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Swine Terror

I have a great idea! Since we can no longer use effective methods to interrogate terrorists per President Obama's order... And our news and government have us hiding in terror from the terrifying Swine Flu... we need to get creative.

With swine flu running rampant throught the states we need only allow our interrogaters to COUGH in the presence of the detainees. Let the dangers of H1N1 work its natural wonders.


A bonus by-product of this strategy would be the required quarantine of all the detainees-effectively extending the life of holding camps like GITMO.

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